Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Mike the Boss - Films of 2010 - Film the Eighteenth: Masters of Horror: Chocolate

Warning: If this man is in the movie you are watching, it is likely crap!

Chocolate (2005)(dir: Mick Garris)

The Masters of Horrors creator/producer tries his hand at making a scary episode and fails in spectacular fashion. One of the worst entries in the series. Mitigated only by copious amounts of nudity and sex and decent bit of gore. The story is crap, the acting is crap, the directing is crap and the end result is crap.

Here is a hint on how to tell you are watching a crappy movie/TV episode. If Matt Frewer is in it, it is crap. This will hold true in 95% of the things that he is in. I enjoyed him as Max Headroom in a decade long past but if I am honest with myself, he was crap in that too.

I’m not going to bother with a plot summary since I’m not going to recommend anyone watch this film. It is bad,. You will be disappointed. Just avoid it.

1 comment:

deathproofwrestling said...

Hold that movie for me, I wanna see it.